Monday, October 13, 2008
Playing a healer is HARD!
Greetings, my faithful believers!
As you all know, I play the #1 Ironbreaker in the world, Santalol, on Dark Crag. To be honest, this server is pretty noob. I'm constantly pwning these destruction children all day when I'm on. But there's plenty of time for me to talk about that and show my ownage later. For now, we're gonna talk about a whole different class entirely!
One of my elves decided that he/she wanted to roll a warrior priest on Gorfang. So, he/she made and played his WP for a couple hours and got him to 18. We tanks, and other melee classes, are always hearing from our healers about how difficult it is to be a successful healer. Please note that I have never played a healer in any game (lol archmages are so gay). They just aren't my cup of cider. So, I sent my little elf off to the workshop for a bit so that I could test out the Warrior Priest!
I was a bit startled when I first logged on, but then I realized it was just awesome warrior priest powers that were capable of changing the landscape.
This made me quite jealous! Already, the WP was showing how much more superior he is over my small Santa look-a-like. Here's another image of this amazing power. If you haven't figured out how to do this with the WP yet, then you're a noob.
Well, seeing how I could continue to do this over and over without losing action points, it made me mad about how OP healers are! Just imagine the chaos(lol not the destruction chaos you nerd) you could cause by changing the way the ground looks! You could make people think lava is ice! Or put a fake doorway in a keep and TRAPZ them! I decided I was pretty much done with this class, so I leveled him up 3 more levels to 21 in about 15 minutes and joined a scenario. And oh my snow balls. It got even worse.
The first scenario I ever played in with a WP, well, just look...
Are you thinking, "Wow Santa you weren't kidding, playing a healer is hard"? Because if you are, then you deserve coal. Now look, I understand that I'm an amazing gamer, but honestly I didn't even try. My fingers are so plump and jolly, that I can barely use WSAD as it is. But all I did was I run around behind the melee pressing 1, which is the 1 second heal, followed by the alt+1 instant HOT (heal over time for the newbs). Occasionally, I would use my healing morale. Don't forget to use supplication when you're out of the Magical Healing Love Juice (aka MHLJ). Each time you cast the instant hot, sit back and watch the Renown flow! It is pretty amazing how fast they add up when you got 6 hots on 6 different people. Plus, using the morale is another free 10-15 RR.
I got about 35 private (lolz private) messages after the game (3 from players, 32 from sad chinese children) asking me how to be pro like me. And buy gold. But I already got enough gold to buy 40 mounts at level 18. So, to all the children that were requesting my WP guide, here it is. Follow it as I have laid out and you will see great success. Now it's time for me to get back to a real man's class.
Your one and only,
Santa Claus
Stay nice, not naughty!
Tip: When a keep siege is going on, run out solo and cast the hots and heals on everyone thats hurting. I went from RR19 to RR21 in 1 keep siege (roughly 30 minutes). Oh, and if you happen to get on the oil when you're solo....I'll show you later the rewards that flow.
As you all know, I play the #1 Ironbreaker in the world, Santalol, on Dark Crag. To be honest, this server is pretty noob. I'm constantly pwning these destruction children all day when I'm on. But there's plenty of time for me to talk about that and show my ownage later. For now, we're gonna talk about a whole different class entirely!
One of my elves decided that he/she wanted to roll a warrior priest on Gorfang. So, he/she made and played his WP for a couple hours and got him to 18. We tanks, and other melee classes, are always hearing from our healers about how difficult it is to be a successful healer. Please note that I have never played a healer in any game (lol archmages are so gay). They just aren't my cup of cider. So, I sent my little elf off to the workshop for a bit so that I could test out the Warrior Priest!
I was a bit startled when I first logged on, but then I realized it was just awesome warrior priest powers that were capable of changing the landscape.
This made me quite jealous! Already, the WP was showing how much more superior he is over my small Santa look-a-like. Here's another image of this amazing power. If you haven't figured out how to do this with the WP yet, then you're a noob.
Well, seeing how I could continue to do this over and over without losing action points, it made me mad about how OP healers are! Just imagine the chaos(lol not the destruction chaos you nerd) you could cause by changing the way the ground looks! You could make people think lava is ice! Or put a fake doorway in a keep and TRAPZ them! I decided I was pretty much done with this class, so I leveled him up 3 more levels to 21 in about 15 minutes and joined a scenario. And oh my snow balls. It got even worse.
The first scenario I ever played in with a WP, well, just look...
Are you thinking, "Wow Santa you weren't kidding, playing a healer is hard"? Because if you are, then you deserve coal. Now look, I understand that I'm an amazing gamer, but honestly I didn't even try. My fingers are so plump and jolly, that I can barely use WSAD as it is. But all I did was I run around behind the melee pressing 1, which is the 1 second heal, followed by the alt+1 instant HOT (heal over time for the newbs). Occasionally, I would use my healing morale. Don't forget to use supplication when you're out of the Magical Healing Love Juice (aka MHLJ). Each time you cast the instant hot, sit back and watch the Renown flow! It is pretty amazing how fast they add up when you got 6 hots on 6 different people. Plus, using the morale is another free 10-15 RR.
I got about 35 private (lolz private) messages after the game (3 from players, 32 from sad chinese children) asking me how to be pro like me. And buy gold. But I already got enough gold to buy 40 mounts at level 18. So, to all the children that were requesting my WP guide, here it is. Follow it as I have laid out and you will see great success. Now it's time for me to get back to a real man's class.
Your one and only,
Santa Claus
Stay nice, not naughty!
Tip: When a keep siege is going on, run out solo and cast the hots and heals on everyone thats hurting. I went from RR19 to RR21 in 1 keep siege (roughly 30 minutes). Oh, and if you happen to get on the oil when you're solo....I'll show you later the rewards that flow.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
lol scenarios.
Hello all,
Santa Claus here. I've been playing my fair share of Warhammer lately, and while I have made lots of world first discoveries and owned lots of destruction, the game is in a really bad state that has caused me to cancel my subscription. The problem with the game right now are: SCENARIOS. I don't know why Mythic put these retarded mini games in the game. If I wanted a battleground system, I'd play World of Warcraft (which blow this games scenarios out of the water). I play on Dark Crag and it's a full server. Yet the PQs are the empty, the keeps rarely switch sides, and when they do switch sides it's taken by about 5 level 30s. So, I've decided that until Mythic either removes scenarios, or at least nerfs them hardcore, I will not be re-subbing my account :(
It's a shame because this game has better content than any game out there right now. But 90% of the population doesn't care because the content gives crap rewards compared to the mega rewards from scenarios. I hope Mythic's changed will actually work.
EDIT: Mythic is doing great on the patches, and I'm having fun again owning destro, so I think i'll be sticking around! HO HO HO!
Santa Claus here. I've been playing my fair share of Warhammer lately, and while I have made lots of world first discoveries and owned lots of destruction, the game is in a really bad state that has caused me to cancel my subscription. The problem with the game right now are: SCENARIOS. I don't know why Mythic put these retarded mini games in the game. If I wanted a battleground system, I'd play World of Warcraft (which blow this games scenarios out of the water). I play on Dark Crag and it's a full server. Yet the PQs are the empty, the keeps rarely switch sides, and when they do switch sides it's taken by about 5 level 30s. So, I've decided that until Mythic either removes scenarios, or at least nerfs them hardcore, I will not be re-subbing my account :(
It's a shame because this game has better content than any game out there right now. But 90% of the population doesn't care because the content gives crap rewards compared to the mega rewards from scenarios. I hope Mythic's changed will actually work.
EDIT: Mythic is doing great on the patches, and I'm having fun again owning destro, so I think i'll be sticking around! HO HO HO!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Welcome, children of all ages, to my official blog!
Greetings from the North Pole!!
I am Santa Claus and I welcome all the races of the world to the blog of the most famous person, and greatest gamer, of all time! I am very excited to be able to share with you all this special part of my life, Warhammer Online.
It's currently the off-season for me (Dec. 26-Dec.23) and, as you may imagine, it is difficult to find new hobbies up here in the North Pole. I do enjoy seal fishing and cross-country skiing, but it IS a bit empty up here besides my home and workshop. So that is why I picked up Warhammer to pass the time until I go back to work.
Now, I know some of you are thinking, "But Santa, what about the elves? Aren't they quite funny and cute, and don't they sing and dance and play songs for you?" Sure they do, but after seeing and hearing the same thing over and over for years and years and years, it becomes pretty tiresome. And for all of those who think elves are pretty and elegant, lol @ u.
You may also be asking yourself, "Well, if the elves aren't much fun, then what about Mrs. Claus?!?" and my answer is LOL. Sorry to disappoint you all, but we haven't really been together for years. Sure, she lives here and I see her occasionally, but I know she's been cheating on me for awhile now. I never really liked her, anyways. Her food sucks, she always wears the same thing, she's old, wrinkly, and seems to enjoy those annoying elves much more than me. Dumb skank.
So anyway, let's talk about WARHAMMER!!!! Man, those talls from Virginia really know how to make a game. I decided to play a Dwarf Ironbreaker because they reminded myself of me. You think I'd play a tall?? LOL no, I can't stand the pesky talls, which is why I only come out once a year.
This is me ready for war! lol!
Back to the game. Sure, there are flaws like Palis, shadow warrior, hiring Chinese powerlevelers that need-roll on my loots, the PQs may be empty in most places beyond Tier1, the open rvr areas have little activity, but the game just came out and I'm not gonna be filling Mythic stockings with coal just yet LOL! I trust they'll have these issues fixed soon enough...
I've decided that since I'm one of the greatest gamers of all time, it would only make sense to join the #1 guild in the world, Merciless Midgets. I'm looking forward to all the adventures we shall get to share together without all those filthy talls! So thanks all for stopping by and be sure to come back soon! I will be giving tips on how to be great like me (but never #1 LOL) along with other fun things to talk about! Remember, stay nice and don't be naughty! :-)
Santalol of Dark Crag
#1 IB in the World
I am Santa Claus and I welcome all the races of the world to the blog of the most famous person, and greatest gamer, of all time! I am very excited to be able to share with you all this special part of my life, Warhammer Online.
It's currently the off-season for me (Dec. 26-Dec.23) and, as you may imagine, it is difficult to find new hobbies up here in the North Pole. I do enjoy seal fishing and cross-country skiing, but it IS a bit empty up here besides my home and workshop. So that is why I picked up Warhammer to pass the time until I go back to work.
Now, I know some of you are thinking, "But Santa, what about the elves? Aren't they quite funny and cute, and don't they sing and dance and play songs for you?" Sure they do, but after seeing and hearing the same thing over and over for years and years and years, it becomes pretty tiresome. And for all of those who think elves are pretty and elegant, lol @ u.
You may also be asking yourself, "Well, if the elves aren't much fun, then what about Mrs. Claus?!?" and my answer is LOL. Sorry to disappoint you all, but we haven't really been together for years. Sure, she lives here and I see her occasionally, but I know she's been cheating on me for awhile now. I never really liked her, anyways. Her food sucks, she always wears the same thing, she's old, wrinkly, and seems to enjoy those annoying elves much more than me. Dumb skank.
So anyway, let's talk about WARHAMMER!!!! Man, those talls from Virginia really know how to make a game. I decided to play a Dwarf Ironbreaker because they reminded myself of me. You think I'd play a tall?? LOL no, I can't stand the pesky talls, which is why I only come out once a year.
This is me ready for war! lol!
Back to the game. Sure, there are flaws like Palis, shadow warrior, hiring Chinese powerlevelers that need-roll on my loots, the PQs may be empty in most places beyond Tier1, the open rvr areas have little activity, but the game just came out and I'm not gonna be filling Mythic stockings with coal just yet LOL! I trust they'll have these issues fixed soon enough...
I've decided that since I'm one of the greatest gamers of all time, it would only make sense to join the #1 guild in the world, Merciless Midgets. I'm looking forward to all the adventures we shall get to share together without all those filthy talls! So thanks all for stopping by and be sure to come back soon! I will be giving tips on how to be great like me (but never #1 LOL) along with other fun things to talk about! Remember, stay nice and don't be naughty! :-)
Santalol
#1 IB in the World
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