As you all know, I play the #1 Ironbreaker in the world, Santalol, on Dark Crag. To be honest, this server is pretty noob. I'm constantly pwning these destruction children all day when I'm on. But there's plenty of time for me to talk about that and show my ownage later. For now, we're gonna talk about a whole different class entirely!
One of my elves decided that he/she wanted to roll a warrior priest on Gorfang. So, he/she made and played his WP for a couple hours and got him to 18. We tanks, and other melee classes, are always hearing from our healers about how difficult it is to be a successful healer. Please note that I have never played a healer in any game (lol archmages are so gay). They just aren't my cup of cider. So, I sent my little elf off to the workshop for a bit so that I could test out the Warrior Priest!
I was a bit startled when I first logged on, but then I realized it was just awesome warrior priest powers that were capable of changing the landscape.
This made me quite jealous! Already, the WP was showing how much more superior he is over my small Santa look-a-like. Here's another image of this amazing power. If you haven't figured out how to do this with the WP yet, then you're a noob.
Well, seeing how I could continue to do this over and over without losing action points, it made me mad about how OP healers are! Just imagine the chaos(lol not the destruction chaos you nerd) you could cause by changing the way the ground looks! You could make people think lava is ice! Or put a fake doorway in a keep and TRAPZ them! I decided I was pretty much done with this class, so I leveled him up 3 more levels to 21 in about 15 minutes and joined a scenario. And oh my snow balls. It got even worse.
The first scenario I ever played in with a WP, well, just look...
Are you thinking, "Wow Santa you weren't kidding, playing a healer is hard"? Because if you are, then you deserve coal. Now look, I understand that I'm an amazing gamer, but honestly I didn't even try. My fingers are so plump and jolly, that I can barely use WSAD as it is. But all I did was I run around behind the melee pressing 1, which is the 1 second heal, followed by the alt+1 instant HOT (heal over time for the newbs). Occasionally, I would use my healing morale. Don't forget to use supplication when you're out of the Magical Healing Love Juice (aka MHLJ). Each time you cast the instant hot, sit back and watch the Renown flow! It is pretty amazing how fast they add up when you got 6 hots on 6 different people. Plus, using the morale is another free 10-15 RR.
I got about 35 private (lolz private) messages after the game (3 from players, 32 from sad chinese children) asking me how to be pro like me. And buy gold. But I already got enough gold to buy 40 mounts at level 18. So, to all the children that were requesting my WP guide, here it is. Follow it as I have laid out and you will see great success. Now it's time for me to get back to a real man's class.
Your one and only,
Santa Claus
Stay nice, not naughty!
Tip: When a keep siege is going on, run out solo and cast the hots and heals on everyone thats hurting. I went from RR19 to RR21 in 1 keep siege (roughly 30 minutes). Oh, and if you happen to get on the oil when you're solo....I'll show you later the rewards that flow.
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