I am Santa Claus and I welcome all the races of the world to the blog of the most famous person, and greatest gamer, of all time! I am very excited to be able to share with you all this special part of my life, Warhammer Online.
It's currently the off-season for me (Dec. 26-Dec.23) and, as you may imagine, it is difficult to find new hobbies up here in the North Pole. I do enjoy seal fishing and cross-country skiing, but it IS a bit empty up here besides my home and workshop. So that is why I picked up Warhammer to pass the time until I go back to work.
Now, I know some of you are thinking, "But Santa, what about the elves? Aren't they quite funny and cute, and don't they sing and dance and play songs for you?" Sure they do, but after seeing and hearing the same thing over and over for years and years and years, it becomes pretty tiresome. And for all of those who think elves are pretty and elegant, lol @ u.
You may also be asking yourself, "Well, if the elves aren't much fun, then what about Mrs. Claus?!?" and my answer is LOL. Sorry to disappoint you all, but we haven't really been together for years. Sure, she lives here and I see her occasionally, but I know she's been cheating on me for awhile now. I never really liked her, anyways. Her food sucks, she always wears the same thing, she's old, wrinkly, and seems to enjoy those annoying elves much more than me. Dumb skank.
So anyway, let's talk about WARHAMMER!!!! Man, those talls from Virginia really know how to make a game. I decided to play a Dwarf Ironbreaker because they reminded myself of me. You think I'd play a tall?? LOL no, I can't stand the pesky talls, which is why I only come out once a year.
This is me ready for war! lol!
Back to the game. Sure, there are flaws like Palis, shadow warrior, hiring Chinese powerlevelers that need-roll on my loots, the PQs may be empty in most places beyond Tier1, the open rvr areas have little activity, but the game just came out and I'm not gonna be filling Mythic stockings with coal just yet LOL! I trust they'll have these issues fixed soon enough...
I've decided that since I'm one of the greatest gamers of all time, it would only make sense to join the #1 guild in the world, Merciless Midgets. I'm looking forward to all the adventures we shall get to share together without all those filthy talls! So thanks all for stopping by and be sure to come back soon! I will be giving tips on how to be great like me (but never #1 LOL) along with other fun things to talk about! Remember, stay nice and don't be naughty! :-)
Santalol
#1 IB in the World
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